Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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a black guy leaves prison

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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World peace

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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