- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

Bin Laden is dead.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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