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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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The 19th Amendment

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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