Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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