Rock mattress.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Men's rights.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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