Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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YOU IS DUM

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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