How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is worse than hell?

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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ballsack

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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