- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Womens' rights.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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