D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Steve Jobs.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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