Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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memes

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Johnson stops eating

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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