- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

It's your mother, open the door.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

guess what? chicken butt.

Yeah, totally.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Penis in a box.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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