Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Women"s Rights

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Tennesse

Your mom

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

Compton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Anti Joke

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