whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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women's rights.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Potato

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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