- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

YOLO

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

I am really good at math debating

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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