What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Video Games

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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