- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Your doorbell is broken.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Get in the van

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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