Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Penis!

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

poop

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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