What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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poop

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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