What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Canada's army

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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