- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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