A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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