Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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guess what chicken butt

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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im a selling a car

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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