How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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YOLO

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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