Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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Ham sandwich

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Anti Joke

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