Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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