A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

i'm not gay

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Hi Jacob You cool

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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