- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Your mother

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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