what's funnier than hell? heaven

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

A black goes to college

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

toast points

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

in the begining... god made some stuff

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