Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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