- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

a catholic priest and a young boy

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A fat boy walked into a party

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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