Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Your mother is a man.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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