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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Your mother is a man.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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