I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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