Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Chuck Norris died.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

oh hiya come in

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

George Bush.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

I have no ideas.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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