What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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The 19th Amendment

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Hello

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Chuck Norris.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Chuck Norris

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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