Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

The 19th Amendment

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Hello

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Chuck Norris

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Chuck Norris.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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