- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

We didnt star the fire ...........

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Lil' Wayne

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

math test 2=2

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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