- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Lil' Wayne

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

math test 2=2

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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