- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

What's 9+10=? 19

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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