- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Whats9+10 19

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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