Turn around.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Women's Rights

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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