Womens' rights.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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