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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Women's Rights

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

No it isn't.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Women's Rights

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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