hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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How old is victor? Old

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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