What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

marshal sterio had sex

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Blonde Entrepeneurs

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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