- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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