Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

who farted your mother

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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