- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

women playing football?

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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