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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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