A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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I like to eat people

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Women

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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