- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Ouch.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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