- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

How old is victor? Old

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A Banana wrote this...

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Are you a human?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Mitt Romney.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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