- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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