knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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