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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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