why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

guess what chicken butt

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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