- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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