- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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68 :)

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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