- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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