What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Take my wife- to the store.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Murder me once, shame on you.

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Knock Knock Not Yet

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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