- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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