- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Cleveland winning something

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

A horse cantered into a bar.

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