What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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1+1 =? Too

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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You just won the game...

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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