- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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