emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

Hippopatomous!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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