You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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I like pom

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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