A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

I'm banging your sister.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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