Watch your lips.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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The Holocaust

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Hey

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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