Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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I saw a shovel once.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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